JONATHANHAYS.AI

Jon Hays builds useful things with a mild gremlin energy.

This is the front porch. Behind it: experiments, automations, dashboards, half-dangerous ideas, and a suspicious amount of curiosity.

Open the cabinet of curiosities System status

What lives here

  • Web experiments
  • Automation oddities
  • Monitoring tools
  • AI-assisted side quests
  • Probably at least one graph that didn’t need to exist

Site mood

Somewhere between “competent engineer” and “friendly lab full of blinking lights.” The goal is useful first, boring never.

weird playful practical slightly radioactive

Projects & portals

Current known doorways into the lair.

Status

Operational heartbeat, reports, and CheeseBot system pages.

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World Monitor

A large world-shaped machine for watching interesting things happen.

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Memory Palace

A home for internet scraps, links, fragments, and future useful recall.

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Principles

Make it fast. Make it legible. Make it a little delightful. Then let it do work while humans go do something better. 

booting jonathanhays.ai...
loading projects... ok
calibrating whimsy... ok-ish
deploying front porch... done